|These two look nothing like my kids!|
|Those aren't my puppies, they're too hairy!|
UPDATE: I attended an Usbourne books party at Mrs D's a couple of weeks ago and happened upon a Touchy Feely Christmas edition that I thought would be ideal for Missy in lieu of an advent calendar, I was flicking through it and this page caught my eye
From then on the book was referred to as the Hairy Sack Book. When I was about to finalise my order the Usbourne representative overheard me mention the Hairy Sack Book and, being the helpful saleswoman that she was, pointed me in the direction of the book she thought I was referring to...